[wilde]

If your friend keeps taking you out to lunch and you never return the favor, he’s probably going to stop.

[DrewADesign]

This guy would probably cancel, anyway, because his friend didn't want to pay him for driving them to the restaurant.

[collingreen]

I'm giving the pleasure of being in my incredible presence why should I do that for free?

[jaggederest]

I'm reminded of this story in the New Yorker: https://archive.ph/wNydh

[collingreen]

I laughed out loud, thank you for sharing this.