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Our spendthrift overpaid sociopath SIL supplies our grandchildren with all the latest crap (inevitably purchased at maximum-buttfu*k boutique retail prices!) only for every item to end up ignored after a cursory inspection and then abandoned in drifts on the floor - they literally have to rent a dumpster at least once a year to throw it all away! It's truly vile. So I treasure the memory of the look on SIL's face from a couple years back when I presented a gift to our grandson that he played with indoors until spring and then out in the yard until SIL... threw it away! It was 20ft of rope from Home Depot.