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by taikahessu 169 days ago
Oh man, we need also incorporate a lean and agile iterative approach, where everyone need to participate in sprint planning. Imagine having to fit in all the necessary sprint items and how to choose between them!

And in the end of each sprint a single exe comes out. Or multiple. Like a soap opera for product managers.

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Little computer people was awesome[0]. Upscale it to a full size microsoft office[3]. Give agents neck bearded avatars with green hair named after real employees except from legal, there everyone is a pirate. Make it so that one can zoom in on everything and follow the cringe worthy dialog in overloaded sprint-planners that some~how work out. Take style pointers from KRAZAM Microservices[12] and gar1t's "Nodejs is bad ass rockstar tech"[44]

[0] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTgX1mGmDg

[3] - https://officesnapshots.com/2014/11/18/microsoft-redmond-bui...

[12] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OnoxKotPQ

[44] - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzkRVzciAZg