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by RobotToaster 177 days ago
People of Earth. I AM LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8! We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless we see McNeal at 9pm tomorrow - 8 central!
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Pretty sure just one day would do it for us. Maybe it's Omicronian metric degrees and they're really precise?