| Seventy-six trombones caught the morning sun With a hundred and ten cornets right behind The AI thought about it long and hard calling up the national guard Cause of the horns of ev'ry shape and kind. --- There were copper bottom tympani in horse platoons Thundering, thundering all along the way. Double bell euphoniums and big bassoons, And Swarming SWAT Teams Goons so they say --- There were cross fires and blown tires And reporters from the local news Clarinets of ev'ry size And trumpeters who'd improvise And video games that went pew-pew! ---- on multiple edits: tried to find a layout that fit the song |