| [Woman walking on beach at sunset, holding hands with husband] Voiceover: "Miracurol cures cancer." [Couple now laughing over dinner with friends] "Ask your doctor if Miracurol is right for you." [Same footage continues, voice accelerates] "In clinical trials, five mice with lymphoma received Miracurol. All five were cured. One exploded. Not tested in humans. Side effects include headache, itchiness, impotence, explosion, and death. Miracurol's cancer-free guarantee applies only to cancers covered under Miracurol's definition of cancer, available at miracurol.org. Manufacturer not responsible for outcomes following improper use. Consult your doctor." [Couple walking golden retriever, sun flare] Voiceover: "Miracurol. Because you deserve to live cancer-free." Patient: "I exploded." Miracurol: "That's extremely well documented on miracurol.org." |