[MiscIdeaMaker99]

Looks like a bug that I hope someone will have a fun time fixing.

[srean]

You wouldn't imagine ...

I have seen API calls you people wouldn’t believe.

Requests hanging off the edge of the load balancer, Ethernet tubes glittering in the dark.

Latency logs reporting some API calls that took longer than the age of the universe.

Their means and percentiles burning on the shoulders of weekly reports.

Plot points dying at the edge of y axis

... like tears in the rain.

[Angostura]

Time to reboot

[srean]

Indeed and Voigt-Kampf the signed from the unsigned, dynamic types from static.

[rebolek]

Fixing bugs. At Apple. OK.

[nashashmi]

I think the developers didn’t account for lost AirTags many hundreds of miles away. And that long calculation was not the best.