[cbflak]

And go on Atkin’s if it’s a fatty enough fungus!

[pfdietz]

Why use microorganisms when fats can be synthesized abiotically?

https://www.orcasciences.com/articles/food-without-agricultu...

Be an ultra-vegan; don't even kill microorganisms.

[chihuahua]

Breatharians are several steps ahead of you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia