[myhf]

it's physically painful for me to stop talking about my topic

[fouc]

it's physically painful for everyone else to listen to you talking about your topic.. if you talk for too long that is. :)

[willvarfar]

The (in)famous astronomer Tycho Brahe died from a bladder infection after politeness prevented him leaving the audience on such an occasion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe#Illness,_death,_an...

[susam]

Indeed! It's said that no talk should be longer than a microcentury.

https://www.ams.org/notices/199701/comm-rota.pdf

https://susam.net/microcentury.html

[fouc]

Nice one! I would've said half a microcentury would be the perfect limit for most school lectures, but for an engaging talk a full microcentury would be acceptable :-)

[WalterBright]

> if you talk for too long that is

I've made that mistake. Talking for longer than 50 minutes is a bad idea.

[WalterBright]

LOL. I get writers' cramp every time I write a check.

[reactordev]

That’s funny because I get dementia every time I have to use my debit card. No matter how many times I think I know where it is, it isn’t there.