[ktizo]

I tried to get hold of him informally a while ago about his coding4health...I got crickets.

I think you can get a cream for that.

[poissonpie]

otc or would i have to get a prescription?

[ktizo]

Prescription only, I'm afraid. The doctor needs to check that you have a fully working conscience first before eliminating the crickets, ever since that messy business involving the wooden boy.