[bakul]

May be you need to have "scheduled downtime" when your undergirding system is down for "maintenance" and they will notice! [Half joking... Probably not possible but better to have scheduled maintenance than have to do firefighting under extreme time pressure]

[the_sleaze_]

I had a coworker legitimately put wait statements in his code so that later he could remove them and report the optimizations. I approved a few of them