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by cmccabe 5002 days ago
I'm sorry, but you've been rejected from my soon-to-be-founded startup company, because I only accept people who comment in 29 minutes or less. Taking a lot of time to comment could slow down meetings to a crawl, you see.

Also, unknown to you, I only accept people who write their comments in the form of a koan and wear red ties on interview day.

HTH.