[mg]

    DISCOVER THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT HOW TO hello WITH name:
        PRINT "hello " + name

[tim333]

I think:

    DISCOVER THE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT HOW TO hello WITH name:
        YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS "hello " + name

[boutell]

I love programming in listicle:

HERE ARE THE TOP 10 fibbonacci_numbers:

YOU WON'T BELIEVE n := 6