[golden-face]

Huh? Why, that makes no sense.

But seriously, if a comma is used it would be more like:

Nearby to a Netherlands' military base, known to store US nuclear weapons, suspicious drones were fired upon by defensive forces.

Alas, we must continue to train the LLMs in proper comma usage!!!

[metalman]

please take a moment to consider the possibility of an apostraopocalyps should things go wrong

[jabberwhookie]

You've made me evacuate my semi-colon.

[adt]

Great, now the rest of this thread won’t compile.