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C, as a language, is very simple. Which leads to horribly complex and monsterous code, especially in large projects. The language makes even simple paradigms impossible to represent, forcing you, instead, to just remember what to do and then do that every time, forever.

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I made no value judgement of the language. Simply an assessment of its simplicity. I’m glad you agree with that. Feel free to let the other commenters know, not me.