[jon6]

    $ t
    command not found

clearly they could have named the compiler just 't' instead of the overly verbose 'tsc'. all those extra characters!!

[ndabas]

    $ curl http://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=j
    No such user.

Clearly you could have named yourself just 'j' instead of the overly verbose 'jon6'. All those extra characters!!

[jon6]

Clearly you can't perceive sarcasm.

[spicyj]

The compilers for C# and F# are named csc and fsc, respectively. I think we can handle two extra characters. ;)

[lowboy]

If I develop an RSI and a doctor tells me it was by a matter of a hundred keystrokes, I'm coming for Ballmer's pelt.