[frosting1337]

There's a conditional, though?

[albedoa]

Yeah this is weird. It's against the rules to speculate about whether a commenter read the article, but what about the title of the article?

[LanceH]

I did, in fact, read the article. I've offered my subversive FizzBuzz as an alternative. It's not according to the article's rules, but it's definitely against the grain of the normal FizzBuzz.