[olivia-banks]

I'm bound to get downvoted here, but I ran this by my own local model.

> No One Understands Software Because No One Understands Time

> All Programming Languages Converge to English Eventually

> The Best Database Is Just Two People Talking

> Stop Writing Code. Start Legislating Software

And my personal favorite:

> AI Safety Is Just the New Gluten-Free

[jama211]

It’s depressing how good these would be at getting clicks. Perhaps all article titles should be banned!

[xigoi]

I would totally believe all of these to be real headlines if I saw them on Hacker News.

[olivia-banks]

I know! Tempted to write them…

[xigoi]

Please do!