[nnq]

...still better then my "getting raped on your first date" type of intro to programming: starting with C on windows before I knew what a "function" was, and being exposed to the win32 api just after learning to write a for loop and before I understood what a pointer really was :) ...and a seep of Perl after all of this to sooth me up ;)

...things seem much easier if your first experience is "hardcore" ...I guess exposing your mind to a "gang rape" of PHP, C++, Javascript etc. is similarly mind opening :)

[SquareWheel]

While I see your point, your analogy makes me really uncomfortable.

[ramblerman]

what are we supposed to do with this information?

[Flimm]

You're supposed to make a mental note that rape analogies make some people feel uncomfortable, reminding yourself to think twice before using them in future.

[zethraeus]

Agree.

[MartinCron]

As SquareWheel also said, the rape analogy is pretty tasteless. If you look a little harder, I'm sure you can find a parallel that isn't so cheap and crass.

[nnq]

...geezz ...no rape jokes, no telling people to go and kill themselves? ...I can't even imagine what's next ...where's the fun in life without all the sick & twisted humor and a dash of offensive :) (I know, this particular metaphor I used is quite lazy-minded and unimaginative, I agree, so point take for this...)

[joaquinzrr]

hahaha probably