[perihelions]

Downside is they're intelligent adversaries who won't permit you an out, once they've classified you as a food source. Mine have surrounded my apartment and tap on the windows from every angle. There's no place to hide. I'm not even allowed to sleep in late.

[jijijijij]

Don't discourage The Fellowship publicly. Mind you, crows can hold a grudge for more than a generation. You should be grateful, your lineage is destined for vita servitutis cornicinae. Ave corvus!

[bigiain]

Didn't Alfred Hitchcock make this movie?

[NoiseBert69]

Resistance is futile.

We found your HN account craw craw craw.

Food. Now.