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by calvinlough 5009 days ago
This patent is for side-to-side swinging. IANAL, but if they were doing the traditional forward-backward swinging they should be okay.
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It will however require the services of a competent patent attorney at a cost of around $1mm and approximately 3 years in a court in Eastern Texas to prove that they are in fact "okay".
Don't worry, we can start out by getting a judge to enjoin the probable infringement. We'll make sure no kids are allowed to attend elementary school during those 3 years.
This patent is also for tree branches. With chains.

Regular metal frames in playgrounds are exempted and so too are tree branches with ropes.

Wondeful! Lots of room for follow-on patents! (said the patent lawyer)