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If we're going by theft as a percent of world GDP, then surely the biggest theft was when Zog stole Ug's best smashing rock

[Terr_]

That's nothin', my great^N ancestor was part of a horde that conquered the entire planet in a Grey-Goo apocalypse.

Sure, it's divided up amongst all the descendants now, but it was quite a heist.

[ninetyninenine]

The measurement should be theft per capita or how many people did Sam Altman take from?

Divide total GDP by the population and turn it into one unit.

Ug's best smashing rock would be 1.

[paulcole]

This was my favorite Far Side

[whimsicalism]

when Zog stole Ug’s intellectual property rights in the starting of fire.