[tokenadult]

Just in case it is not obvious: These rejection letters are fictional[1], created as collage of negative reviews Santini received.

Thanks for pointing that out. I hope everyone gives your comment the upvote it deserves. That this submission was just a made-up joke was not obvious from

1) the domain currently hosting the document, one of the first things I check on each submission,

2) the submission title (which is NOT the original article title, contrary to the Hacker News guidelines), which sounds much too serious for a title on a joke article,

or

3) the first few comments, which treated the article as though it reported historical facts. Good for you to let us know what the background is.