[eckyptang]

That's the first thing I thought of as well and I'm not ashamed to say I found it slightly funny.

On a more serious note, this is really a "how to get your stuff stolen" hat.

[StavrosK]

Eh, just put them in the hat. Looks like there's enough space.

[eckyptang]

Which makes the things easier to nick...

Club individual on head, yank thing, run away.