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by brokencode 234 days ago
This is what I want to do when I retire. Maybe not OnlyFans fixes specifically, but just go around fixing random stuff.

Like if Batman turned out to be bad at fighting criminals so had to fight null pointer exceptions instead.

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Maybe hack into facilities, optimize their scripts and deployment, then leave without a trace confusing the IT department.
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