[nomel]

I've never had a single issue with any user after moving our databases to /dev/null.

[PlunderBunny]

Did you route the support requests to /dev/null as well?

[soraminazuki]

Haha, I guess support.google.com is an ACID compliant database as well.

[masklinn]

My /dev/null of choice is https://github.com/orgs/community/discussions/

[lgas]

This is how a lot of big tech companies scale support.

[nomel]

We've never had a support request either!

[crusty_jpeg]

It's great. We saw a 2000% throughput increase on our business analytics platform when we switched to a /dev/null backend.