Which is where we come to my original post saying "without making people uncomfortable".
I'd guess that under full load that Asus thing (probably ROG series) sounds louder than your vacuum. Just had a look though, even their most powerful G835 [2] that you can get in a variant for ALMOST 9000€ [3](it's 8.400, but wanted to reference the meme) comes with a 5090 "laptop" GPU variant - that's barely half as powerful as the "desktop" 5090 [4].
The charger options are also ... nuts. 330 watts [1] - they're pushing 16 amps through that connector. A tiny amount of dirt, rust or other contamination and you got yourself a nice fire.