[bregma]

Not to mention the freezing point of ethanol is about -20 F. Just touching beer frozen solid enough to insert is going to instantly freeze surface water. You'd get your buttcicle maybe a quarter of the way in and it's going to start tearing layers of flesh off. I imagine it would make for hilarious fun party times.

[jnwatson]

Beer is typically only 2-3 percent ethanol. Its freezing point is only slightly below 0 C.

[loloquwowndueo]

Buttcicle hahahaha I’m dying here, lol what an awesome word