[heavyset_go]

> If I'm on the jury, I'll make sure he walks.

If you're going to be on a jury, don't post things like this on the internet, even if I agree with you.

[NoMoreNicksLeft]

I haven't been summoned yet. If they're digging through my 10 yr old HN posts during voire dire though, I think we're in some sort of trouble that a verdict can't fix.

[heavyset_go]

I think we're already there, at least regarding the trouble part :(

Semi-seriously, though, billions are being poured into the correlation of social media posts with real identities, it could be offered as an automated process for a fee that any lawyer would be happy to pay.