[geor9e]

If I was a burgler holding a stolen key to a house, waiting to pick a good day, a city-wide blackout would probably feel like a good day.

[what]

That’s likely a pretty bad day to burgle. People are probably going to be at home. You should wait for garbage day and see who hasn’t put their bins out.

[bthrn]

This guy burgles

[rcbdev]

Sir, you must be confused. This is not reddit.com.