[JumpCrisscross]

> “native Americans who could be descendants of the founding fathers” is rich with humor

Yes.

Though I did consider, until noting the context, that they might be referring to descendants of both the founding fathers and Native Americans. Chilling, actually. To think that a good number of one branch of our founding fathers' descendants may have been exterminated by another.

[FrustratedMonky]

Jefferson owned slaves and slept with slaves? So owned descendants?

[bluecheese452]

Slept with is really whitewashing it. Not much choice for a slave.

[FrustratedMonky]

Euphemism. I'm not sure how graphic to be online.

Maybe Jefferson brought some of that whacky weed down to the slave quarters and had a big party. Had a good time. Drugged them up first. Not unlike maybe the underclass of sex workers today, in dire straits and desperate.