[giardini]

says "or found it weird I was bald."

You're bald! That explains everything! Why didn't you mention this earlier?

First off, shave your head. Now you're no longer bald and you're signaling that you are in control. Use your baldness to dominate instead of lurking.

Secondly, you seem to object to boomers, but boomers are the best thing that happened to you: boomer music, boomer drugs, boomer sex is the best! You know the boomer ethics so adopt them, take Boom to heart: become a boomer and use your baldness to pound it into your opponents!

"Boom, boom, boom

let's go back to my room,

So we can do it all night,

and you can make me feel alright!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXMrDu7374Y