[behringer]

It doesn't matter who hacks me. If my job is on the line I'm going to claim it's someone impossible to defend against like a state actor.

There's a thousand things to point at that would make it plausible. I might even convince myself of it out of sheer embarrassment.

[catigula]

I don't lie generally but most of all about things that could precipitate FBI involvement in what you're doing.

This is a fantasy.