[baq]

replace 'AI|LLM' with 'new hire' in your post for a funny outcome.

[svieira]

Replace 'new hire' with 'AI|LLM' in the updated post for a very sad outcome.

[marcosdumay]

New hires perform consistently. Even if you can't predict beforehand how well they'll work, after a short observation time you can predict very well how they will continue to work.

[hitarpetar]

this is the first time I've ever seen this joke, well done!