[freedomben]

Whoa dude! It was brutal, but highly constructive! Actually extremely helpful (and quite funny, though I have a high sense of humor about things so others might not appreciate some of it :-D)

This was my favorite line after asking it to review my resume and roast me:

> Structure & Flow: “Like Kubernetes YAML — powerful, but not human-readable.”

Some other good ones:

> Content & Tone: “You’re a CTO — stop talking like a sysadmin with a thesaurus.”

> Overall Impression: “This resume is a technical symphony… that goes on for too many movements.”

I've got some resume work to do haha

[chipsrafferty]

They meant roast you, not your resume.