[dang]

I tried to find a representative phrase in the article that would make a good replacement for the baity title*, but I didn't find one, so I did a best guess. If anyone can suggest a better (i.e. accurate and neutral) title, we can change it again.

* in keeping with https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html: "Please use the original title, unless it is misleading or linkbait."