[intended]

As an inveterate “get off of my lawn” crabby person, I can get behind this.

I tilt against the windmills of the “vegetarian omelette”.

[pndy]

I saw "vegetarian rice" made out of Basmati rice last month - a clear marketing ploy to grab particular customers but my brain got mental fart and I wondered for a few seconds amused "as opposed to what - meat based rice?"

[intended]

Heresy!