[jleyank]

Which, of course, does not help things like polish polish (made in Warsaw) and to produce produce (pull apples out of a bag). However you look at it, when they set up English words and spelling there was large quantities of alcohol involved.

[smegger001]

Also read (future tense) and read (past tense) being pronounced differently despite the same spelling.

[madcaptenor]

And present present (to pull a gift out of, well, a bag)