[firefoxd]

I read a good chunk thinking this was a case of the telegram in The Master and Margarita:

"Have just been run over by tram-car at Patriarch's Ponds funeral Friday three pm come".

She sounds like a wonderful person.

Funny enough, I died in 2015. Well, I thought I was clever, I added a sort of obituary on my blog's RSS to publish only if I don't write for a whole year. In php I used strtotime(+1 year) , but for testing I tried +1 minute. I forgot to adjust and deployed. So in 2015, the top post on my RSS was that I was probably dead and someone should check on me.

[ge96]

I've thought about this just so someone can let my cat out of my apt

[aws_ls]

I am a curious sort. Always look at bios. Came across yours, and reading your blog. Keep it going! :)

[ge96]

yeah hopefully I'm gonna be less of a dumbass

[aws_ls]

Yes, first thing, you must stop driving at crazy speeds. Good thing is is you already know what you need to do :)

[ASalazarMX]

"Someone take my cat's corpse out since I've been dead for a year."

[ge96]

Well... I have the automatic feeder/water so he's got time but I mean say you went to jail for 90 days, if no activity in a week or a month it would notify someone you know/emergency contact/your apt complex.

[em-bee]

well, your blog kind of died, i guess.

that reminds me, i still need to revive mine...