[WhyCause]

I'm just picturing me watching their stupid ad, then opening the door and permanently disabling the locking mechanism, with a sawz-all, if necessary.

[burnt-resistor]

By that point, they'll have passed an enhanced DMCA law that makes it a crime to tamper with or modify corporate property... see, you can only "license" the object but never own it.

[abbycurtis33]

I tried to disable my washing machine lock. Bricked it. Bought a Speed Queen.

[burnt-resistor]

Where do the quarters go? (I've only seen SQs in laundromats.)