[andrewflnr]

You haven't been on the Washington DC metro, I take it. (Ok, you're technically correct, they're not typical.)

[542354234235]

You haven't been in Washington DC traffic, I take it. It isn't like it is a choice between breezing to your destination unimpeded in your car to arrive reliably on time, and taking the variable, unreliable Metro.

[andrewflnr]

I didn't comment on the road traffic at all, but good try.