[giancarlostoro]

Someone email me when I can buy Barbed Wire Toilet Paper. That one is my favorite. Its so devious. Imagine needing TP but all you find is one roll. Rolled in barbed wire.

[crazygringo]

Of all the items, that's probably the easiest to make yourself, for under $10:

https://www.amazon.com/Barbed-Barbwire-Baseball-Feeder-Garde...

[RyanOD]

Those baseball bats are a bit unnerving...

[crazygringo]

I don't know what's worse, those or the... xmas trees?!!

[justinc8687]

https://anycrap.shop/product/barbed-wire-alcohol-infused-toi...

> This toilet paper combines luxurious comfort with unyielding protection against unwelcome visitors.

I’m in love with this thing!