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by more_corn 290 days ago
Maybe he can throw up some more sig heils and tank their sales another 50%.
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I was going to say he'll get DOGE to make every War Department, Department of Information Retrieval, and the Department of Not Health buy 20k unnecessary EVs ever month but then I remembered he's not on good terms with Dear Leader. Maybe he'll expand into healthcare, insurance, credit, and/or real-estate to concoct numbers to appease the market gods.