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by rozenmd 300 days ago
Frankly I prefer that than a green tick and "All Systems Operational"
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baq 300 days ago
yellow: "volcano has erupted under the datacenter and it's being flooded with lava. engineers are investigating"

red: "datacenter has been subject to multiple nuclear strikes. next update in 30 min"

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euazOn 300 days ago
Could that be due to contractual clauses for uptime in SLAs?
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gitmagic 300 days ago
True, that happens far too often.
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