[clickety_clack]

Sorry, this isn’t actually a public forum, we’re all just chatting in your parents spam folder.

[pavel_lishin]

Plausible. I once found a group of people who'd somehow infested a VBulletin forum's plugin, that had (for some reason?) its own built in chat system.

Imagine opening up your floorboards, and there's a bunch of rats underneath, chatting about baseball.