Ask HN: Sell me your product in 10 words

[shydrablack]

In just 10 words or fewer, try to sell me whatever product or service you currently offer. gooo!

[fuzzfactor]

"Sir, like to buy some silver like no other? Colloidal?"

edit: now I'll add two more to the pile :)

"Just got my latest ahem-harumf going, only one to the customer!"

It goes without saying, I got a million of 'em.

Of course there are some things I would never consider selling.

But if I did:

"I hate selling my Scamavarius, it's one of a kind :("

I hope you understand and it serves you well.

[pavel_lishin]

Do you want to pretend to be a wizard? ThisisntabusinessIjustlikeD&D.

[powerbroker]

That movie with "I know Kung Fu" -- we do that too.

[powerbroker]

Oh wait, I meant also "... over considerably longer timescales". (Minor technicality).

[dustingetz]

remove risk from high value projects by relentlessly driving clarity

[shydrablack]

I like that one!!