[mexicocitinluez]

I need to the left's version of starting your own memecoin and openly taking bribes from officials and foreign countries.

I also would like the left's version of pardoning people who they directly do business with.

Those legitimately parrot the "both sides" stuff are terribly naive. No one who actually pays attention to what's happening thinks these parties are remotely similar right now.

[EasyMark]

memecoin scams: I offer up a President wearing a tan suit in exchange, and depths of depravity

taking bribes (planes) from foreign countries: I offer in exchange, a former President who dared to use Dijon mustard instead of plain yellow mustard, the monster.

[mexicocitinluez]

In all fairness it wasn't the greatest shade of tan