Ah, I guess it makes sense you're not crazy then, haha. For me it's probably 80/20 (80 being programming on a macbook). I've subscribed to your channel by the way, 7.8k videos is insane; you started when you were ~58! I was 13 then... I'd wager Humphrey isn't there anymore, but they'll always be there to look at!
Yes. My left index finger. NO SWIPING. I've been doing it since my first iPhone back in the day and I haven't gone crazy yet!
Full disclosure: I'm 77 years old. Perhaps it's a geezer thing....