[biot]

TL;DR:

Initially raised some money and then reality set in as we didn't have a product. Whoops! This made me learn a handful of lessons about humility and not claiming that you're a big fucking deal. Don't boast about funding; it's disgusting and only startup fuckers do that.

We raised a $68 million round C! Check out our linked press release! Not just that, but we scored the best VC firms in the industry: Andreessen Horowitz and KPCB. They add on top of our existing funders Norwest & RRE. And we have amazing people joining our board.

We're proud that this investment is going to let us follow our vision and execute on our plans. In humility, of course. We're not startup fuckers who boast about a round of financing.