[Rendello]

I ran into one of these neo-geocities-style websites in the wild when telling my friend about a trendy pizza place I liked. Even the EN-FR switch is animated:

https://pizzabouquet.ca/

[news_to_me]

Here's Seattle's version of that: https://www.dinostomatopie.com

[ben_w]

Much, much better than most websites today, IMO.

[anonzzzies]

It's fast here. That's a win over 99% of modern sites.